critter 🦝

guy who takes a bite out of the blunt when you pass it to him

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

non binary amab folks are awesome and i love them very much

i’m talking about ALL amab n-b’s, whether you’re transfemme or you’re masc, whether you use he, they, or she, or even he/they or she/they, any pronouns or neopronouns, i love you so much and i hope you’re having a great day

New pre-order available:

Raihan figma from Pokemon Sword and Shield

Out September 2021

Cost ¥10,800

https://innocenceproject.org/petitions/stop-execution-pervis-payne/

link to washington post article

justice for Matthew Rushin

https://www.change.org/p/governor-mike-dewine-pardon-keith-lamar

https://www.keithlamar.org/ (includes donations + info about his case)

https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/abolish-the-death-penalty-3?bucket=&source=twitter-share-button&utm_campaign=&utm_source=twitter&share=880fc3bf-d248-46e6-83a7-1b08fb1e6d9e

petition

justice for Julius Jones

obviously feel free to add more. Despite me not being the creator of the thread I still encourage others to see and share more information

Just want to add that Matthew Rushin will be free in spring 2021 and he received a conditional pardon from the Virginia governor.

men who wear red are women :/

what're you wearing red for? To look like the women from hallmark christmas movies? To be a bigshot lawyer who falls in love with a smalltown boy and learns the meaning of christmas? Sounds pretty gay to me

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

icant fucking breathe

fruit (nutritious)

homochromia is when ur eyes are both the same color heterochromia is when ur eyes are different colors from each other